The Potty

Living with a toddler will make anyone go insane. The strange, creepy PBS shows (i.e. Teletubbies, Boobahs, Barney), the screaming and more screaming. How he loves grean beans more then anything one day, and tries to hide them in his diaper the next. Now he doesn't want his diaper changed! What's up with that? Who wants to sit around in thier own poop all day? So, I am attempting potty training. He's not 2 yet, and everyone says "don't even think about it until he is 2" but what else am I supposed to do? He likes the potty, he has fun sitting on it, so I figure now is a better time then ever, right? Right?!?

House Centipedes...YIKES!

These things are nasty little monsters! My sister, Scamlad, has a house filled with them. They attack her children, and stalk her other bugs. Once Scamlad was enjoying a nice, fresh glass of her favorite carbonated beverage and looked down to find one of these monsters floating around in her glass. How gross is that?
I'm afraid to go hang out at her house. Wouldn't you be?

Bugs are going to be bad this Summer!

That's the latest gossip in the insect world. I took my dog to the vet the other day. He says that ticks and all kinds of crazy, gross disease carrying critters could move across the imaginary line that seperates the south from the normal people. I guess I will have a summer filled with lots and lots of screaming and walking away really fast.
So, once again I have to put my stupid pet on expensive flea and tick medicine AND heartworm pills. Are they really worth it?

Land Sperm

I saw a bug a few days ago, in my very own bathroom and it looked like a tadpole. It was black, and ran as fast as lightening. It got away from me (not that I wanted to make friends with it or something), but later my husband killed it while taking a dump and I am wondering...what the hell as that thing?!? It looked like a big black sperm running around my apartment and now I am scared. Can it harm me? My child? Is it a mutant science experiement from the crazy, redneck, "git-r-dun" types who moved in below us recentely? I have no idea, but I am looking forward to moving soon. Anyone with any ideas please let me know.