I sense your baby is feeling hungry...yes hungry! She wants something called a "buba." She wants you to know she does not like diaper changes and that is why she fusses and squirms around when you are doing that. This is when the parents gasp in surprise, "He really is psychic!" Yep Scam, we should have thought of it first. We should have thought of the pet psychic thing actually. That would be even easier: "Fido says he likes to smell things and lick his butt.....he also wants you to know he would love to try some of what YOU are eating from time to time."
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I sense your baby is feeling hungry...yes hungry! She wants something called a "buba." She wants you to know she does not like diaper changes and that is why she fusses and squirms around when you are doing that.
This is when the parents gasp in surprise, "He really is psychic!"
Yep Scam, we should have thought of it first. We should have thought of the pet psychic thing actually. That would be even easier: "Fido says he likes to smell things and lick his butt.....he also wants you to know he would love to try some of what YOU are eating from time to time."
Can you imagine being raised by the type of parent who would take a baby to see a pyschic?
LOL!
Stop it Woods. Do you ever think how I feel when you do this?
Annie, I know a girl with parents like that. She turned out all weird herself. Sad.
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